- Hi. That’s me. I’m quite the charmer.
- My name’s
Remma Stone Reema and I’m 15 years old.
- I’m half Irish/half Saudi Arabian and I live under Harry Styles’s bed wbu.
- Niall Horan is my spirit animal.
- These are things I have tagged as ‘about me’.
- I live off nutella.
- I really like jawlines.
- And hands.
- And straws.
- There is hardly a time in the day where I’m not crying either of laffter or about Harry Styles and his relation to his best friend’s dick.
- I use a lot of abbreviations and I hardly ever capitalise so this is a rare occasion tbh.
- I’m not to be meant taken seriously. No, srsly I’m not.
- When I start being an asshole to you, it means I consider us close friends.
What other people have to say about me:
- “I don’t know who I hate more, Reema or Harry Styles.”
- “Our conversations should have their own museum. It would be called ‘The International Gallery of omFG they r gAY!!!”
- “How to make Louis and Harry completely angsty and heartbreaking 101, a class by Reema.”
- “There’s a difference between being obsessed and being motivated and Reema sits on the fine line separating the two, with Harry Styles, staring at his hands rather than his face.”
- “Questions I frequently ask myself include: 1. Is Reema actively trying to ruin my life with feelings? 2. Does she know I am in pain? 3. Am I crying 534[.]56% of the time because I have discovered her blog or is that just a coincidence?”
- “GODDAMNIT REEMA!”
- “I value your opinion.”
- “You think you love Harry Styles? You haven’t met Reema yet.”
- “No doubt, Reema is the Directioner Queen.”
- “You love 1D so much that your love turned into hate, especially towards the curly one.”
- “I can’t think of anything witty but Reema is the greatest and you can read all about it tbqh.”
- “Besides being an emotional wreck I think you’re extremely funny. You and your blog always make me smile.”
- “You’re magnificent and you give me too many feels.”
- “Reema will literally follow you until you love her, take it from me.”
- “Funnier than Jesse Eisenberg. Prettier than Emma Stone. Gayer than a boyband.”
- #lolreema
People imitating me:
- “i’m reema tbh.”
- “hi pls i’m reema and i’m the queen of gay tbh wbu”
- #why do i keep saying tbh ugh
- “PLS THEY ARE GAY TBH OK WOW”
- “i’m reema yh ok.”
- “crying about it wbu”
- “hAHRRRYYF STTYLLELESSSS”
- “omfg harry you are such a dumb slut omg you are satan i hate you you stupid asshole cunt motherfucker bitch face twat. ur perfect. love me.”
- “hi i’m reema and jsjJDKSnsmeo harRY STYLES TBH pls oMFG styLINSOn I WANT TO KMS and lol /wow/ fake bitch k.”
- “OMF HARRY STYLES PLS PLS KMS OMF KSJDHFGDSJKLA”
